Giant Robots and Existentialism

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Performed by Gabe SunglassesEmoji Barva while chugging an IPA on one knee.


i don’t know why i’m here
i just want to toke till i die
they keep telling me to get in the fucking robot
heck, sometimes i tell myself to get in the fucking robot
so nobody
can stop who i am i don’t know
who i am is who i am is who
i am is

the stars are out tonight
i’m stuck inside
can’t get off the futon in
the middle of the floor
there’s a mech waiting for me
out there
i’m the only one that can do it
they say it’s my purpose
but i can’t accept
my purpose to be
so simple

lately i feel like everything
i’ve worked so hard for
is now gone
the me i am is not
the me i was
and i don’t know if
i like this me

life component liquid fills my lungs
coats the pavement in my backyard
the floorboards through my house
leading to my room
dripping from the ceiling
onto my bed
get in the fucking robot
i am a genius no one can stop
me one can stop me no one can
stop me can stop can stop no no

god’s in his heaven
all’s right in the world
but i am in hell
possessed by the ghosts
in the attic
encasing me in concrete

three cups of coffee a day keep the depression naps away

one cup of rice a day keeps the starvation blackouts away

countless drinks a day keep the feelings away

i piloted a giant mech and all i got was this crippling despair


from Giant Robots and Existentialism, released February 28, 2017



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